A How To, by Zoey & Servo

A big Oklahoma howdy to all the Sohobutterfly readers out there! My name is Megan and I am usually found here. When Soho asked me to guest blog, I immediately agreed because I was so honored just to be asked! Then I started thinking about it and the nerves really started building. How do you guest blog? What will I write about? What if I am so lame and embarrassing I not only scare off Soho’s readers, I scare off my own? That is some serious pressure. So I am taking the easy way out. Today’s entertainment is being brought to you by Zoey and Servo, my biggest inspirations.

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Hello to all our furry and nonfurry friends alike. We are Princess Zoey Marie and Secret Agent Servo. Finally mommy is giving us control of the computer! We have been trying for months.

That’s me, Zoey.

Since we know Santino and Kingsley are anxiously awaiting the return of their mommy, we thought we would share some welcome home tips with them. Just a few simple things they can do to let their mommy know how much she was missed.

First, welcome mommy home with a foot massage!

That’s me, Servo. Foot massages are my specialty.

If that doesn’t work, try drawing a bubble bath to help mommy relax.

Just make sure you don’t end up in the tub getting your own bath!

Another idea is to help out in the garden.

We like to pull weeds! Spring will be in full bloom by the time mommy returns. She will be grateful for the help.

Finally, if all else fails, serve breakfast in bed! Our mommy loves this.

If you look pathetic enough, maybe your mommy will share. When our daddy isn’t looking, mom always sneaks us a bite!

We got a little carried away here and mom was none to happy. Oops.

I hope our helpful ideas give your mommy a wonderful welcome home!

Love and sloppy kisses,
Zoey and Servo